Stupid Boys

Why do guys have to have such a big fucking ego all the time?? Half the stuff they say about themselves isn't even half true. It's shit like that that gets them into trouble...... I have a few friends who boast about being really great fighters, and the next thing I know, they're limping away because they had to try and prove themselves but they look like complete fools! Why must they be better than everyone else??
Here are my top reasons why EVERYONE hates the male ego:

1. The guys out there who actually CAN fight don't boast about it because they don't really care. The ones who do talk about it non-stop are usually the ones I can sock in the face and then they go and cry. So do yourself a favor..... if you can't fight, don't say you can because you will get challenged and you will get your ass handed to you.

2. Don't say you have a big penis when you don't. Sooner or later, by some unknown miracle, you'll somehow get a girlfriend who will be so excited by the lie you've spread around, and then when it's time for some BOWCHIKAWAHWOW, she'll be really disappointed...... plus, she'll think "if you lied about that, what else have you lied about??" And then everything ends badly and she tells everyone that your tiny and everyone laughs at you.

3. If your a virgin, don't tell people you've had sex. It's incredibly obvious if you don't know what your talking about.... and it really isn't that big a deal. In fact, if your not a douchebag, it's actually kinda cute to the nice, non-skank girls. Especially if they are virgins as well. (no, just because a girl has had sex does not make her a slut)

4. If you have athletic abilities, good for you. But leave the competitiveness on the court or the field. Don't brag about how you killed the other P.E. class in dodge ball yesterday.... it's freaking dodge ball and no one cares!

5. RUMOURS!!! IF YOU DON'T KNOW SOMEBODY DON'T FUCKING SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THEM!! I HATE THAT!!

6. Don't be so super dramatic about everything. If someone is just bugging you about something that isn't true and everyone knows it isn't true, then don't freak out.. just be all "Whatever you douche.... fuck off."

7. Just because someone MAY be flirting with you does not mean they want to date and or fuck you. Get your head out of your ass before you make a fool of yourself.

8. Don't be a hypocrite. Meaning, don't tell someone they can't do something and then do it yourself. It's a good way to get slapped in the faced.

I think that's it...... FOR NOW. If I come up with more later I shall post more. Let me know what annoys you about the male ego.