Friday, July 11, 2008


Do you know how hard it is to find parts for a 1973 Volkswagen Westphalia Van?? VERY. And do you know how impractical it is to have a vehicle on Vancouver Island that has no heat?? VERY. So I have sold it back to the person who I bought it from and got my whole 500$ back which is going towards my NYC trip fund. Hooray.

Monday, July 7, 2008

I <3 NY

Spring break. New York. Drama class (some of the most fun people I know).......... $3400.
Now accepting donations!!!
LAWL JK..... unless you want to....... JK..... no, really. I wouldn't mind.

NYC! I can't even tell how excited I am to go. Acctually, I totally can. I get that feeling in my stomach every time I think about it. Watch out New York.

Day 1:
4:45 am board bus at school
7 am ferry to mainland
9am bus pick up and transfer to airport
12:50pm depart for NYC
9:00pm sightsee enroute to hotel

Day 2:
Nothing exciting

Day 3:
1:30 pm Shopping in Harlem or Times Square
7:45 pm Blue man group on broadway

Day 4:
10:15 am Rockefeller Centre (skating?)
1:15 pm Bloomingdales... and a bunch of other stuff I don't really care about
7pm Shopping at Macy's

Day 5:
9:45 am Central Park
7 pm Rangers hockey game

Day 6:
8 am Statue of Liberty
2 pm Ground Zero
7:45 pm Wicked on broadway

Day 7:
9:30 Metropolitan Museum of Art
7:45 Curtains on broadway

Day 8:
Grand Central Station
Fly home

All in all, I'm stoked.

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

WARNING: This post contains language and mature subject matter not suitable for children. Viewer descretion is advised.

O-M-FUCKING-G. Ok. So I have this friend who's ex-boyfirend is the BIGGEST TOOL DOUCHBAG MOTHERFUCKER I have ever met in my ENTIRE life. He's one of those guys who fits perfectly into the male-ego catagory and I have already expressed my views about that in one of my first posts. ANYWAY...... Since I have no way to get ahold of him or see him, which is probably for the better, I'm gonna say what I want to say to his face on here. I hope to god he reads this some how.

So you really want to know what I think of you?? Hm?? For real, not sugar coated?? For starters, your really fucking fugly. Like, not even kidding. One of your eyes goes off in a different direction, your lips are lopsided, and your pudgy. It was a fucking miracle you ever got a girlfriend.
And what the hell is with you ALWAYS having to be right or ALWAYS having the last word? You know you've lost the argument when the only think you can say is "your mom...", or "fuck you". SERIOUSLY. Grow up.
And how small is your fucking penis that you have to make shit up like, "oh, yeah I totally fucked up that kid.." or "yeah, she really wants me back but I told her fuck no, bitch." Do you not see how pathetic you look when you tell lies that aren't even believable about things that don't even fucking matter?? What is the point??
Your dumb, perverted, tacky, nasty, hypocritical, insecure and I fucking pity your sorry ass. Good luck with whatever life you have left because your one of those guys who peaks in high school.

Wednesday, May 21, 2008


So..... I'm really fed up with life right now... for some reason I don't seem to care about anyting. I think I'm in shock about all the shit thats going on right now I supose. I'm gonna make another list.

1. I'm frustrated because SOMEBODY has to please other people and can't think about what he can do to improve the situation for himself and it sucks to watch that.

2. My best friend is moving away. Again. Why does this keep happening?

3. I seem to be boy-retarded. It sucks.

4. A very good friend of mine is REALLY sick.

5. It's taking forever to get into our new house because the freaking person doing the financeing is a stupid dyke.

6. I need more money to do the 2 big things I want(fix up my car and go to New York next spring break), so I need more shifts at work.

I need a new way of expressing myself..... maybe I'll try a chart.

Oh wow....

I totally forgot I posted that...... woops...

Sunday, May 18, 2008


I'm drunk with Naalie right now... its taken me so lin gto type this one thing... I can't remember the last time I was this drunk.... WOOT!!

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

New Beginning

So, The Three Muskatinas are back together (that's my 2 best friends and me) and we have decided that we deserve a heck of a lot more than what we've been putting up with. You remember Jane?? Well, she made a summer resolution to.... um, do SOMETHING this summer.... not gonna say what it is because she'll kill me a little bit. You haven't met Natalie yet. Her resolution is to live life to the fullest and not let any guy rip her heart out. My resolution, and I worked very hard on this, is to stop being so emo about certain things. What happened happened and I can't do anything about it, so why be upset? I just need to move on with my life to bigger and better things.
I am going to take every opportunity life throws at me with my head held high and a REAL smile. We don't deserve any less.

Monday, May 5, 2008

Hmmmm... didn't see that comeing

Yeah.... I just kinda realized that the guy I like is actually kind of pathetic. I mean, I love him to death and hopefully, we'll always be friends, but his situation is just really sad, especially since he's not doing anything to help it.
I love having epiphanies that make you feel a bit less like shit.

Monday, April 28, 2008

What it Takes

So I'm hanging out with a guy friend of mine today. We're just chilling, talking about normal stuff. Then he asks me, "Dee, what does it take for a guy to get a girl around here."
At first I thought it was rhetorical, but then he didn't change the subject. So I told him what I, as a girl looking for a boy herself, thought were A+ qualities.

1. First impressions are very important. If you look like a slob, we're gonna think your a slob. So try to refrain from dropping ketchup on the new shirt your mom just bought you.
Unfortunately, a lot of girls are shallow to some extent. So keeping your hair nice and spending more than $8.00 on a pair of pants can really work wonders. And a shower never hurts. Care about what you look like. We sure do.

2. A sense of humour can really bring out the best in someone. There's nothing better than a cute guy who can make you laugh. But know when to stop. Because a funny cute guy can easily turn into a cocky jerk-off. When people stop laughing at the words coming out of your mouth, that's usually a indication to stop talking.

3. We don't care what your highest score was in Halo or how you totally owned your older brother in a belching contest. Those are things best left to brag about to the guys.

4. Do NOT talk about ex-girlfriends if your trying to tell us you like us. In any way. If you say something like, "Yeah, she let me in her pants on second date..." or "Ugh, what was I thinking?? She's such a butterface.", we're gonna think your a creep who only wants ONE THING.
If you say something like, "Yeah, she broke my heart. She was my first love.", we're gonna think your not over her. So it's just best not to mention them at all.

5. Multiple personalities are an absolute deal breaker. If you treat us different in front of your friends then you do when we're alone, your gone. Absolutely NOT tolerated.
Obviously, don't be completely cute and flirty, but don't try to impress your friends by dissing us. You'll be the one laughing when we're hooked around your arm.

6. Don't be anyone you aren't. Trying to impress us by doing or saying something you normally wouldn't will only backfire later on if it happens to work. And most girls have a sixth sense that can see straight through you when you lie. So don't do it.

7. Just be nice. Not creepy nice like, "I think about you all the time." But nice nice like, "You know, I never really noticed before, but your hair is really shiny." Or something to that effect.

8. If you fail, don't worry about it. There's always another girl out there.

Now those are just my opinions. Every girl is different. And once you actually start dating them, everything changes again and you have to learn a whole new set or guide lines. So just keep trying.

Saturday, April 19, 2008


Why can't things be like they used to? Why do people have to change in a way that doesn't suit you? I miss old times and old music and old hangouts and old drama. I need a time machine that I can take back with all my new friends (cause I couldn't live without them now too) and my old friends and just stay there, being carefree and not giving a damn what anyone does or says. Now we're all walking on egg shells to try not make anything worse.

Old pictures are my worst enemy.

Saturday, April 12, 2008


Sometimes I really hate estrogen.

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Bay Film Studio

So....... my drama class at school went on a tour/stunt workshop at the Maple Bay Film Studio. They converted a really old elementary school into a fully functional changeable set. It was really cool. We went through a run through of proper gun shooting and safety...... but I kinda wish I could have shot a couple people for real.... everyone was just pissing me off today. I'd be like BAM and they'd be like DEAD and that would be that. And it would be really ironic because we were on the set of a big fake court room and then we could have had a trial right there and I would plead insanity and no one else would disagree cause I'd still have the gun in my hand. Yeah. That's how it would go down.

Monday, April 7, 2008

What do I do?

OK so..... theres this guy. And he's never really liked me as more than just a friend. I'm the best friend actually. I have been for a really long time. And I don't want to do anything to fuck it up. Lets call him..... Joe.

So Joe dated this really good friend of mine a really long time ago and she.... lets call her Jane..... was his first love so he's never really gotten over her and he never will, it's just one of those things. Since they dated each other, they have been on and off with other people throughout the past 2 years. Actually, Joe found someone else he loved just as much if not more than Jane, just a different kind of love. But she.... we'll call her Jess..... was a total control freak. She didn't trust a single thing John did and reminded him of every thing he hated about himself.... some girlfriend huh? But for some strange reason I'll NEVER understand he still loved her and he put up with it..... for a while. One day, Jess decided she couldn't take the fighting anymore so she ended the relationship. Then, 2 minutes later she called back saying JUST KIDDING..... but John said no. And that was that.

So about a year went by. I have my suspicions about Joe and Jess being friends-with-benefits because she NEVER left him alone and things were bound to happen with all the teenage hormones flying everywhere.
Everything kinda stayed quiet. Jane is dating other people, Joe would feel to guilty about dating other people because it would hurt Jess, and Jess is..... well, I was never really that close with Jess so I don't really know what she was doing. Then the glue that held our group of friends together, and my BFFL moved away (I miss her so much) and everything started to fall apart.
I got really sick of Jess treating Joe like total crap and they weren't even dating so I decided to tell her how much of a bitch she was, and my currentBFF (who's amazing) backed me up, as well as Jane. So, Jess was completely removed from our social circle THANK GOD.
Joe wasn't entirely thrilled with this but I told him choosing sides was out of the question so he was pretty mutual.
Months past and currentBFF and Joe drifted. Jane got a really great boyfriend but before that happened, Joe told her he still liked her. Jane did not have the same feelings. So now he's back with Jess, who apparently swore the fighting would stop but is showing signs of coming back to her old ways which will make Joe even more depressed because he's with his second choice, and seeing Joe depressed makes me depressed......... Wow, my life is fun.

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Stupid Boys

Why do guys have to have such a big fucking ego all the time?? Half the stuff they say about themselves isn't even half true. It's shit like that that gets them into trouble...... I have a few friends who boast about being really great fighters, and the next thing I know, they're limping away because they had to try and prove themselves but they look like complete fools! Why must they be better than everyone else??
Here are my top reasons why EVERYONE hates the male ego:

1. The guys out there who actually CAN fight don't boast about it because they don't really care. The ones who do talk about it non-stop are usually the ones I can sock in the face and then they go and cry. So do yourself a favor..... if you can't fight, don't say you can because you will get challenged and you will get your ass handed to you.

2. Don't say you have a big penis when you don't. Sooner or later, by some unknown miracle, you'll somehow get a girlfriend who will be so excited by the lie you've spread around, and then when it's time for some BOWCHIKAWAHWOW, she'll be really disappointed...... plus, she'll think "if you lied about that, what else have you lied about??" And then everything ends badly and she tells everyone that your tiny and everyone laughs at you.

3. If your a virgin, don't tell people you've had sex. It's incredibly obvious if you don't know what your talking about.... and it really isn't that big a deal. In fact, if your not a douchebag, it's actually kinda cute to the nice, non-skank girls. Especially if they are virgins as well. (no, just because a girl has had sex does not make her a slut)

4. If you have athletic abilities, good for you. But leave the competitiveness on the court or the field. Don't brag about how you killed the other P.E. class in dodge ball yesterday.... it's freaking dodge ball and no one cares!


6. Don't be so super dramatic about everything. If someone is just bugging you about something that isn't true and everyone knows it isn't true, then don't freak out.. just be all "Whatever you douche.... fuck off."

7. Just because someone MAY be flirting with you does not mean they want to date and or fuck you. Get your head out of your ass before you make a fool of yourself.

8. Don't be a hypocrite. Meaning, don't tell someone they can't do something and then do it yourself. It's a good way to get slapped in the faced.

I think that's it...... FOR NOW. If I come up with more later I shall post more. Let me know what annoys you about the male ego.

Monday, March 24, 2008

Pictures from Twilight

Twilight Dec 12


So 3 years ago I say a review for a book in a magazine I was reading.... It looked pretty cool, something worth reading. I never really got around to getting it I was just so busy all the time...... ok, so I had no money, but still.....
Anyway.... I asked my dad to get it for me for my birthday..... I READ IT IN 3 DAYS IT WAS THE BEST THING I HAD EVER READ. I have this ability to read books and its like a movie playing in my head that lasts so much longer.
Well, now I don't have to play it in my head I can just watch it when it comes out IN THEATERS ON DECEMBER 12TH!!

To those of you who have not had the privilage of reading this series I shall give you a brief outline of the book.

Bella Swan was born in Forks, Washington, a very small town on the coast. Her mother had left her father and fled to Pheonix, Arizona where Bella was raised. Seventeen years later Bellas mother, Renee is getting remarried to a minor league baseball player and is going to be traveling alot so Bella decides to move back to Forks with her Dad, Charlie. Shes not thrilled about it. She hates the cold and wet. But little does she know that Forks holds something far greater... and far more dangerous.
Edward Cullen and his family are Vampires...... but not like ones you know of. They do not.... feed, I guess is the term... on humans. If they can help it.
But the minute Bella walked throught the door of Biology class, all of that could have changed.

HAHA.... that sounds incredibly corny but it really isn't.
I won't go any further, for fear of spoiling the book for anyone I have intriegued.

Here is the confirmed cast listing:

Bella Swan: Kristen Stewart
Edward Cullen: Robert Pattinson
Jacob Black: Taylor Lautner
Carlisle Cullen: Peter Facinelli
Esme Cullen: Elizabeth Reaser
Rosalie Hale: Nikki Reed
Emmett Cullen: Kellan Lutz
Alice Cullen: Ashley Greene
Jasper Hale: Jackson Rathbone
Charlie Swan: Billy Burke
Renee Dwyer: Sarah Clarke
James: Cam Gigandet
Victoria: Rachelle Lefevre
Laurent: Edi Gathegl
Jessica Stanley: Anna Kendrick
Angela Webber: Christian Serratos
Eric Yorkie: Justin Chon
Mike Newton: Michael Welsh
Tyler Crowley: Gregory Tyree Boyce
Sam Uley: Solomon Trimble

I can't wait.

Saturday, March 22, 2008

Happy Easter

I wish you all chocolate eggs filled with creamy delight and as much turkey dinner you can eat without ripping your pants........ cause my aunt wasn't so lucky. Happy Easter!!

Friday, March 21, 2008

The Mist

I work at a video rental store (glamorous I know) so I get free rentals and I get to watch the movies before they get released. I just watched "The Mist", based on a Steven King novel. Now, I had never seen a movie on any of his books neither have I read them so I went into this movie blindfolded. It is, with out a doubt, the BEST horror/suspense/sci-fi movie I have ever seen and probably will ever see. It's so original and............ maybe I'm crazy, but almost fucking believable. Perhaps not the sci-fi/creature part, but what happens to the people in the film. After just 2 days they start to snap and turn on each other.... I won't say much more because I don't want to give away the story. But it's absolutely amazing. Easily the best horror movie of the decade.

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Vinatge Fashion Show

Hello everyone!!

I am in a fabulous mood, due to my recent shopping trip in downtown D-town. You wouldn't think that downtown boutiques in a one horse town would be ridiculously expensive but I have recently found out that my own little City of Duncan has the most designer brands in a three block area I have ever seen (wow I really do travel). It is also home to my new favorite store, Eclectic Avenue. It's this cute little vintage store that has the real deal... I'm talking clothes from before my mom was born to right now.

Anyway..... I was with a friend of mine, and she pulled out this hideous, old, off white wedding dress, shoved me in the change room and told me to put it on. So I did. I was just coming out of the change room to show her the awful excuse for a gown, when she snaps a freaking photo!! I started freaking out cause theres no way THAT was getting on face book. She turned to me and said, "What, have you never had a vintage fashion show before??"

We spent the afternoon in itchy synthetic materials. It was the perfect girls day out.

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Just me

Just a heads up....... if the lives of certain teenage drama queens annoy or bore you beyond unconciousness, then exit now, because if you read past this first paragraph it will be too late.

I am Deanna Bitch. Most people call me Dee. I'm nearly 16 (thankgod) and my life has it's ups and downs...... fortunatley, mostly ups. But the downs are what make it somewhat interesting.