Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Stupid Boys

Why do guys have to have such a big fucking ego all the time?? Half the stuff they say about themselves isn't even half true. It's shit like that that gets them into trouble...... I have a few friends who boast about being really great fighters, and the next thing I know, they're limping away because they had to try and prove themselves but they look like complete fools! Why must they be better than everyone else??
Here are my top reasons why EVERYONE hates the male ego:

1. The guys out there who actually CAN fight don't boast about it because they don't really care. The ones who do talk about it non-stop are usually the ones I can sock in the face and then they go and cry. So do yourself a favor..... if you can't fight, don't say you can because you will get challenged and you will get your ass handed to you.

2. Don't say you have a big penis when you don't. Sooner or later, by some unknown miracle, you'll somehow get a girlfriend who will be so excited by the lie you've spread around, and then when it's time for some BOWCHIKAWAHWOW, she'll be really disappointed...... plus, she'll think "if you lied about that, what else have you lied about??" And then everything ends badly and she tells everyone that your tiny and everyone laughs at you.

3. If your a virgin, don't tell people you've had sex. It's incredibly obvious if you don't know what your talking about.... and it really isn't that big a deal. In fact, if your not a douchebag, it's actually kinda cute to the nice, non-skank girls. Especially if they are virgins as well. (no, just because a girl has had sex does not make her a slut)

4. If you have athletic abilities, good for you. But leave the competitiveness on the court or the field. Don't brag about how you killed the other P.E. class in dodge ball yesterday.... it's freaking dodge ball and no one cares!


6. Don't be so super dramatic about everything. If someone is just bugging you about something that isn't true and everyone knows it isn't true, then don't freak out.. just be all "Whatever you douche.... fuck off."

7. Just because someone MAY be flirting with you does not mean they want to date and or fuck you. Get your head out of your ass before you make a fool of yourself.

8. Don't be a hypocrite. Meaning, don't tell someone they can't do something and then do it yourself. It's a good way to get slapped in the faced.

I think that's it...... FOR NOW. If I come up with more later I shall post more. Let me know what annoys you about the male ego.

Monday, March 24, 2008

Pictures from Twilight

Twilight Dec 12


So 3 years ago I say a review for a book in a magazine I was reading.... It looked pretty cool, something worth reading. I never really got around to getting it I was just so busy all the time...... ok, so I had no money, but still.....
Anyway.... I asked my dad to get it for me for my birthday..... I READ IT IN 3 DAYS IT WAS THE BEST THING I HAD EVER READ. I have this ability to read books and its like a movie playing in my head that lasts so much longer.
Well, now I don't have to play it in my head I can just watch it when it comes out IN THEATERS ON DECEMBER 12TH!!

To those of you who have not had the privilage of reading this series I shall give you a brief outline of the book.

Bella Swan was born in Forks, Washington, a very small town on the coast. Her mother had left her father and fled to Pheonix, Arizona where Bella was raised. Seventeen years later Bellas mother, Renee is getting remarried to a minor league baseball player and is going to be traveling alot so Bella decides to move back to Forks with her Dad, Charlie. Shes not thrilled about it. She hates the cold and wet. But little does she know that Forks holds something far greater... and far more dangerous.
Edward Cullen and his family are Vampires...... but not like ones you know of. They do not.... feed, I guess is the term... on humans. If they can help it.
But the minute Bella walked throught the door of Biology class, all of that could have changed.

HAHA.... that sounds incredibly corny but it really isn't.
I won't go any further, for fear of spoiling the book for anyone I have intriegued.

Here is the confirmed cast listing:

Bella Swan: Kristen Stewart
Edward Cullen: Robert Pattinson
Jacob Black: Taylor Lautner
Carlisle Cullen: Peter Facinelli
Esme Cullen: Elizabeth Reaser
Rosalie Hale: Nikki Reed
Emmett Cullen: Kellan Lutz
Alice Cullen: Ashley Greene
Jasper Hale: Jackson Rathbone
Charlie Swan: Billy Burke
Renee Dwyer: Sarah Clarke
James: Cam Gigandet
Victoria: Rachelle Lefevre
Laurent: Edi Gathegl
Jessica Stanley: Anna Kendrick
Angela Webber: Christian Serratos
Eric Yorkie: Justin Chon
Mike Newton: Michael Welsh
Tyler Crowley: Gregory Tyree Boyce
Sam Uley: Solomon Trimble

I can't wait.

Saturday, March 22, 2008

Happy Easter

I wish you all chocolate eggs filled with creamy delight and as much turkey dinner you can eat without ripping your pants........ cause my aunt wasn't so lucky. Happy Easter!!

Friday, March 21, 2008

The Mist

I work at a video rental store (glamorous I know) so I get free rentals and I get to watch the movies before they get released. I just watched "The Mist", based on a Steven King novel. Now, I had never seen a movie on any of his books neither have I read them so I went into this movie blindfolded. It is, with out a doubt, the BEST horror/suspense/sci-fi movie I have ever seen and probably will ever see. It's so original and............ maybe I'm crazy, but almost fucking believable. Perhaps not the sci-fi/creature part, but what happens to the people in the film. After just 2 days they start to snap and turn on each other.... I won't say much more because I don't want to give away the story. But it's absolutely amazing. Easily the best horror movie of the decade.

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Vinatge Fashion Show

Hello everyone!!

I am in a fabulous mood, due to my recent shopping trip in downtown D-town. You wouldn't think that downtown boutiques in a one horse town would be ridiculously expensive but I have recently found out that my own little City of Duncan has the most designer brands in a three block area I have ever seen (wow I really do travel). It is also home to my new favorite store, Eclectic Avenue. It's this cute little vintage store that has the real deal... I'm talking clothes from before my mom was born to right now.

Anyway..... I was with a friend of mine, and she pulled out this hideous, old, off white wedding dress, shoved me in the change room and told me to put it on. So I did. I was just coming out of the change room to show her the awful excuse for a gown, when she snaps a freaking photo!! I started freaking out cause theres no way THAT was getting on face book. She turned to me and said, "What, have you never had a vintage fashion show before??"

We spent the afternoon in itchy synthetic materials. It was the perfect girls day out.

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Just me

Just a heads up....... if the lives of certain teenage drama queens annoy or bore you beyond unconciousness, then exit now, because if you read past this first paragraph it will be too late.

I am Deanna Bitch. Most people call me Dee. I'm nearly 16 (thankgod) and my life has it's ups and downs...... fortunatley, mostly ups. But the downs are what make it somewhat interesting.