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Monday, April 28, 2008

What it Takes

So I'm hanging out with a guy friend of mine today. We're just chilling, talking about normal stuff. Then he asks me, "Dee, what does it take for a guy to get a girl around here."
At first I thought it was rhetorical, but then he didn't change the subject. So I told him what I, as a girl looking for a boy herself, thought were A+ qualities.

1. First impressions are very important. If you look like a slob, we're gonna think your a slob. So try to refrain from dropping ketchup on the new shirt your mom just bought you.
Unfortunately, a lot of girls are shallow to some extent. So keeping your hair nice and spending more than $8.00 on a pair of pants can really work wonders. And a shower never hurts. Care about what you look like. We sure do.

2. A sense of humour can really bring out the best in someone. There's nothing better than a cute guy who can make you laugh. But know when to stop. Because a funny cute guy can easily turn into a cocky jerk-off. When people stop laughing at the words coming out of your mouth, that's usually a indication to stop talking.

3. We don't care what your highest score was in Halo or how you totally owned your older brother in a belching contest. Those are things best left to brag about to the guys.

4. Do NOT talk about ex-girlfriends if your trying to tell us you like us. In any way. If you say something like, "Yeah, she let me in her pants on second date..." or "Ugh, what was I thinking?? She's such a butterface.", we're gonna think your a creep who only wants ONE THING.
If you say something like, "Yeah, she broke my heart. She was my first love.", we're gonna think your not over her. So it's just best not to mention them at all.

5. Multiple personalities are an absolute deal breaker. If you treat us different in front of your friends then you do when we're alone, your gone. Absolutely NOT tolerated.
Obviously, don't be completely cute and flirty, but don't try to impress your friends by dissing us. You'll be the one laughing when we're hooked around your arm.

6. Don't be anyone you aren't. Trying to impress us by doing or saying something you normally wouldn't will only backfire later on if it happens to work. And most girls have a sixth sense that can see straight through you when you lie. So don't do it.

7. Just be nice. Not creepy nice like, "I think about you all the time." But nice nice like, "You know, I never really noticed before, but your hair is really shiny." Or something to that effect.

8. If you fail, don't worry about it. There's always another girl out there.


Now those are just my opinions. Every girl is different. And once you actually start dating them, everything changes again and you have to learn a whole new set or guide lines. So just keep trying.

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

I agree.
And my advice?
Just be really really hot.
Seriously.
This will get you in my pants, at least.